Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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