I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Dick very happy bro
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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