There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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