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I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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