i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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