Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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