Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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