WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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