You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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