dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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