i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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