people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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