do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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