also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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