no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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