Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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