Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We talked him into tasing himself.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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