you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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