I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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