windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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