I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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