You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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