I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
