no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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