In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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