Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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