just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
