I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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