well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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