I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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