Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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