He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
