She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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