I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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