The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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