What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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