she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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