the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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