the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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