Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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