How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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