thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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