i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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