She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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