My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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