Christians are straight up FREAKS
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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