i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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