he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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