I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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