this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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