it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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