I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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