I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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