This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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