You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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