Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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