and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
