Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
why do cheetos always look like penises
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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