last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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